Today the office had a Christmas party. I won the cubicle decorating contest. For that I got three lottery tickets that unfortunately are not worth enough for me to retire.
After everyone opened up their Secret Santa gifts each one announced what they got and who gave it to them.
There were many bottles of wine, chocolates, gift cards, tea…
Then there’s this thing that I would not lounge around in even if I was home alone. The recipient in the photo had to smile when it was her turn to announce her gift to the group. I’m pretty sure the unspoken consensus was, “Phew, glad I didn’t get that Secret Santa.”
Afterwards she says, “Girl, what the hell is this?”