Titty Witch

My fifteen year old daughter says, “Mom, my friend started a business. I would like to support her. Can I get this?

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It’s called the Titty Witch shirt.

Now, I’m pretty open-minded. Also, I wore a Save the Bales t-shirt in high school complete with illustrations of bales of marijuana. That’s upper case cringe worthy.

My parents didn’t say anything to me like, “when you are 53 years old and you think back to wearing that shirt you will deeply regret it.”

They probably thought it was a t-shirt in support of Farm Aid.

Anyway, I draw the line at allowing my daughter to display an illustration of titties on her chest.

I’m going to give her the advice I did not get from my parents: “Seriously, don’t wear that. I called the fashion disaster hotline and they agree with me.

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